by Leikitt June 13, 2014
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To make something far better and extravagant than any normal way of doing it; able to bend reality; do the impossible; unbreakable and unapologetically badass.
To make something far better and extravagant than any normal way of doing it; able to bend reality; do the impossible; unbreakable and unapologetically badass.
Tyler invited 2 friends over to his house, so he ordered 9 extra larger pizzas, and 9 one litre sodas, in other words, Tyler soltaned it.
Billy's is such a soltan type of guy, he rented 100 ponies, a ferrari limo, and got Elon Musk to MC his fish's 1st birthday.
Billy's is such a soltan type of guy, he rented 100 ponies, a ferrari limo, and got Elon Musk to MC his fish's 1st birthday.
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A salty solution left on a man's penis that may be invisible to the naked eye from events such as 1) a long, hot training session 2. Reminisce of sperm after masturbating, or 3) an unannounced premature ejaculation upon oral sex.
After a long training session John went home and gave his wife a salty churro.
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Betty was talking to her friend Marie and said, "last night Dan gave me a salty churro".
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After a long ride, Andrew arrived to a dinner party and thought he'd be generous by offering the guests a salty churro.
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Betty was talking to her friend Marie and said, "last night Dan gave me a salty churro".
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After a long ride, Andrew arrived to a dinner party and thought he'd be generous by offering the guests a salty churro.
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Get the salty apple mug.A salty chip is when a male is not adequately hydrated, and has consensual sex with a woman. Just before he reaches sweet, sweet climax, he pulls his unprotected phallus out of her vagina and sprays ejaculate over her body. This semen is quite salty, due to the dehydration the male is experiencing. After it dries on her body, the salty ejaculate is eaten by both the male and female as a tasty treat to be enjoyed after wonderful intercourse.
*pulls up to the car in front of him at a Chiles to-go pick up station*
"Excuse me young lady, your sensual features have caused me to regret wearing joggers today, as I am visibly aroused. Would you like to share a salty chip with me?"
*woman looks on him with sudden recognition*
"Dad?" She exclaims.
"Excuse me young lady, your sensual features have caused me to regret wearing joggers today, as I am visibly aroused. Would you like to share a salty chip with me?"
*woman looks on him with sudden recognition*
"Dad?" She exclaims.
by themaskedrider July 8, 2017
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Son: not great dad I had to fight off salty seamen all night!
Son: not great dad I had to fight off salty seamen all night!
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- Can you pass the salsa?
- It's hummus, you sootyagoot!
- How was that one question on the math test?
- Man, I was a sootyagoot, don't even bother asking
- It's hummus, you sootyagoot!
- How was that one question on the math test?
- Man, I was a sootyagoot, don't even bother asking
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