solar flares

Eruptions of super-heated gas that occur on the surface of the sun which eject large amounts of radiation and energized particles into space.

Scientists claim that recent cell phone disruption is the result of solar flares.

by Blackmac January 12, 2005

Solar Penile Syndrome

In rare and unknown circumstances, the dick and balls disconnect from the body and fly into the sun, being known by medical professionals as Solar Penile Syndrome (SPS).

Harry: Holy shit your balls flew away!
Tony: I have Solar Penile Syndrome

by wide idiot June 21, 2020

solar clothes dryer

a clothes line.

My husband really surprised me this year on my birthday. He bought me a solar clothes dryer.....150 ft. of clothes line and a bag of clothes pins. Cheap bastard!

by feisty old hag November 26, 2010

Sexual Tension Solar System

(n.) A unit of one female and 4+ males that hangs out together. Held together because the girl is leading all of them on simultaneously.

Between classes, Meg received a massage from two members of her sexual tension solar system.

by nolandc August 31, 2019

solarious

a dude that is pretty as fuck.

dude solarious contacted me last night and i became so wet

by Veranisa July 5, 2017

Solarsido

Best South Korean YouTuber ever, with over 2.54 Million subscribers. And a omehow, she ain’t verified yet. Also leader and oldest of South Korean girl group “MAMAMOO” along with Jung Whee-in (Wheein), Moon Byul-Yi (Moonbyul), and Ahn Hye-jin (Hwa Sa). Looks like an pure, sweet angel who wouldn’t hurt a fly, but no one knows what she’s capable of. She probably could kick all of the MAMAMOO haters butt if she cared about haters.

Person: “OMG! Did you see Solar on stage with MAMAMOO??!!”

Person 2: “Wait, she sings on stage?? I only knew her from her YouTube channel, Solarsido.”

Person: “WAIT, SHE HAS A YOUTUBE CHANNEL???!!?!? JSBAJSHJAAGAGSHS-“

by X y r e e i n November 19, 2020

Solar plexus clown gliders

An Apparent Corruptive Entity that is the collective name given to a broad range of paranormal phenomena attributed to a corruptive entity which infects weak and vulnerable people through the Solar Plexus chakra. Originally used by 80s New Age practitioners, the phenomena was linked to a horror themed email forwardable in the late 90s, which claimed that simply reading or hearing the words "Solar Plexus Clown Glider" made one susceptible to infection. (Or seeing the photo related) (DO NOT LOOK IT UP)

Person 1: "i looked up solar plexus clown gliders, and now i cant sleep!"

Person 2: "Sounds Scary, I Heard The Photo Curses You."

by Scaramouche38 January 17, 2023