Soiled it!

Reference to the Spongebob episode “The Algae’s Always Greener,” in which Spongebob gets a customer’s order wrong in his newfound role as cashier. He confesses to his manager Plankton (who has used a contraption to switch lives with Mr. Krabs,) and begins crying and screaming the phrase.

“A customer asked for a medium drink, and I gave him a large. I gave him a large! I've soiled the good Krusty Krab name! Soiled it! Soiled it! Soiled it! Soiled it!...”

Soiled it! by The urban definer December 23, 2017

soiled yourself 

When someone shits them self.

"I got so wasted last night"
"Aye ana a rember when you soiled yourself"

soiled yourself by EJWWJE December 14, 2013

soiled laundry quandary 

That morning-after hesitation when a house guest wonders if they are obligated to wash their own sheets after having sex with a middle-aged bartender in a friend’s guest room.

Kevin stood outside Rob’s bedroom door, holding a bundle of sloppy, soaking sheets, frozen in a soiled laundry quandary.

soiled laundry quandary by aretegroup February 9, 2019

soiled it 

Soiled it is an alternative statement to killed it, but for when soneone really kills as joke and it's just no funny anymore, therefore creating an awkward moment.

Person A: Volvanoes in Icelands, what's next earthquakes in Tesco!
Person B: Yeah and tsunamis in Sainsbury's!
Person A: Soiled it.
(awkward moment created)

soiled it by jamesjimmy July 4, 2010

Soiled Goods 

A really pretty single mum who`s funny, intelligent and sweet. But dropped a bollock by having a mixed race child.

"she was perfect in every way, but then she got a photo from her purse and yup, you guessed it.... soiled goods"

"bummer mate!"

Soiled Goods by upper class twit 2 February 14, 2008

soiled sock fight

A game in which two or more participants take it in turns to deficate in their socks and then wait for the other player to fall asleep. Once one player has fallen asleep the other atempts to get as much of the 'shit sock'to to the asleep player's mouth.

player 1 'eat my shit'
player 2 in a slightly muffled voice 'i love our little games'

lets play soiled sock fight again

soiled sock fight by Captin McYoodlestein May 16, 2008

soiled spit panties

The panties found on the dead corpse of Jonbenet Ramsey. Her panties were SOAKED with spit.

Patsy: Did you find my daughter's body?!
Officer: I'm sorry ma'am, we haven't...but we found her soiled spit panties.

soiled spit panties by dirtybitannefrank February 5, 2014