Sorting Hat

A miserable person. Term comes from the miserable tone of voice the Sorting Hat in Harry Potter uses.

Tom: I don't think we should listen till Christmas music until 2 days before Christmas.

Rebecca: Tom is such a Sorting Hat.

by Bantergroup December 12, 2012

sifting

Sifting happens when you are very close to shitting, yet you let out a foul fart, hence "sifting" the fart through a massive shit.

On his way to the bathroom, John tried sifting out a fart before almost shitting himself.

by Mommadragonfly April 23, 2008

soxting

The act of having sex whilst wearing socks. Should be punishable by law.

That guy's into soxting. Fuckin weird.

by sglurgup July 17, 2009

Sorting Change

The act of jostling your partner's ball-sack side to side with a one handed cupping motion.

Yeah, she was really good at sorting change, if ya' know what I mean.

Her: Yeah Dad, just helping my boyfriend sort his change.
Dad: So that's what they're calling it these days.

by zumsbuddy September 10, 2009

softin

when you act different because you feel guilty or scared. (ex. when you cheat on your girl and you want to break up with her but act different because your to scared to break up wit her)

i wanna break up wit my chick but she can tell that im softin

by kamaiyah January 12, 2018

softxingqiu

softxingqiu is one of my very best friends that I have known for a years now, they’re so cool! I wanna see softxingqiu again one day, I don’t wanna lose you. =( - Zura

softxingqiu is a very cool user, I wanna talk to them more! XD

by zurarou October 10, 2021

Sorting Hat

When the man you're fucking screams out the Hogwarts House you belong in

Jason gave me the Sorting Hat last night, turns out I'm a Hufflepuff!

by WarpedSavant April 1, 2023