sobsession

An underground connotative slang word, used in tabloid magazines. It's origin is said to have surfaced accidentally, and its usage was immediately accepted as the newest 'fantabulous' addition to the modern English language. Defined as a 'manic, pointless obsession with something to the point of hysteric despair and/or empty sympathy', the word is mentioned exclusively by valley girls and those of lower intelligence levels. Easily misused, like the words 'literally' and 'ironic'.

"Like, oh my god, did you hear about the latest Kardashian scandal? It's like, so sobsessive! "

"Oh my god, I so totally did! Kim totally, like, didn't deserve that divorce! Poor girl is my sobsession!"

"I know!! I am, like, sooo totally sobsessed with her, too!"

"EEEEEEEEEEEK!!'

by Victoria's_Secret November 5, 2012

Sob's Dome

An urban legend well-known througout the northeast of a young boy named Chris Roberts whose genitals have evolved into a fungal mess, the shape of a shower head. Can be used as a public storage device for absolutely any object or entity on the planet.

Sein - Hey, have you seen my textbook?
Tomoi - Umm, not sure.
Roin - I know - it's inside sob's dome.
Shoad - O rly?
Dein - Feck yeah.
Spudzmal - Imba.
Stoir - Rhymes with soir?

by Galon Avery December 14, 2008

sobschak

german for the best all the woman want him secretly also meaning strong kind caring and lovable

tall blonde that guy is such a sobschak

by nino harzel January 11, 2011

Sobster

A drained person in an environment of drunk who tries not to drink alcohol without sobbing.

"Oof, is he really bringing a sobster to the club?"

by Sparkhao February 18, 2020

Sobsak

The moment you realize that the porn it now takes to get you going is way to extreme and it make you feel empty inside.

I guess I'm gonna go Sobsak while I cry than go to bed.

by Wuzhanindoe From the 'Boro Nin April 22, 2020

sobsolete

Denotes da no-longer-current status of whatever stupid-a** topic dat someone is bawling and blubbering about.

It was indeed unfortunate dat President Lincoln got assassinated, but dat event happened almost 160 years ago, so it seems like kind of a sobsolete event to get tear-floodingly emotional about.

by QuacksO December 29, 2021

Sobsterbate

Giving the ol' below the waist hitch hikers thumb while having a good cry; note: any other feelings had during this action would just be masturbation during a really sad and terrible time

I was looking at our wedding photos and I had to sobsterbate

by Carion Magnus September 4, 2023