Somf

Abbreviation for Stupid Overpaid MotherFucker

That somf makes too much godamn money.

by RIDERED12 June 20, 2020

SOMF

SOMF (Shit On My Face) - an interjection used to describe excitement, rejection or disappointment. Can be used in place of "Oh no," "Oh man," "WTF," etc.

Term popularized by a roller coaster crew in a popular amusement park in Northern Ohio.

"I started my period today, SOMF!"

"Your dad rejecting my come-on, SOMF!"

"I'm so glad I gave the professor a lap dance. I got an A! SOMF!"

by texmex330 February 9, 2009

somf

somf is a Forum where members help each other learn Magic tricks and how to do them better. Help with inventing new tricks & effects. Advice of different ways to make an Income from Magic. The group can help in learning all aspects of magic including: Mentalism, cards tricks (simple or advanced), coin & money tricks

Members of somf can help people who want to learn a couple of tricks to fool their friends & family. somf has some of the best articles on Stage Craft and how to become a better performer of tricks that amaze friends. sofm stands for "Secrets of Magic Forum"

by Jason Gom August 10, 2008

SOMF

Slogan of the greatest party house to ever grace this earth, 8402 48th Street.
Home of the Beer-Pong hall of fame, as well as a number of hot bitches known as Alex McCoy, Joe Lilly, Tommy Glen, Rich Pena-Arriet and Matt "Goulet" Lewis.
A Fine address.......DO IT!

SIT ON MY FACE

Where the beer flows like Wine...Come on by!

Girl 1- So Tommy what do you want to do?
Tommy- Well why dont we go outsi....Yeah just sit on my face!

Joe-Who wants more beer?
Girl 1- Can i have some?
Joe- Only if you sit on my face

Alex-Tommy how was last night?
Tommy- She sat on my face
Alex-Ah Delightful!, your a good shit Tommy Boy

by 8402 September 13, 2004

somf

Some Old Mother Fucker. Coined by Aerosmith's Steven Tyler. Check out some teeshirts of his circa 1993.

You're SOMF.

by Commonwealth1325 October 19, 2003

SoMF

Stands for "Secrets of Magic Forum", a place where you can learn cool trciks and magic stuff

It's a place where people who share an interest in Magic, card tricks and that sort of stuff, help each other out. So SoMF is a place to learn some cool tricks & stuff from other people like yourself - but mainly "Magic", which is pretty cool anyway.

by Jason Gom August 6, 2008

somf

Story Of My Life. Something you hear, or see that always happens to you either good or bad. Typically, people use it as a way to agree with someone else's story that they can relate to.

Person 1: "I always drop the bar of soap in the bath and then I can never find it."

Person 2: "Somf"

by meiknafla June 14, 2010