Snuggie

One who keeps another/others warm and cozy at night with no presumed condition of a relationship

Alternatively...

The completing party to "Friends with Benefits"

"Dude, I think Jill has a new snuggie named Jack"
"Someone else to bump uglies with huh?"

"Hey, are Mike and Helen dating each other?"
"Nope. Helen is Mike's snuggie"

by snuggierific February 6, 2010

Snuggie

Noun: A Utopian blanket, which resembles a backwards robe in appearance.

Snuggies are made for the comfort of almost every living organism on the planet, uniting all on earth in warm,cozy cocoons. Snuggies are often associated with the occult or Communism.
Not to be confused with Snookie from Jersey Shore.

Greg: Hey man that Snuggie you're wearing looks pretty comfy, where can I get one?

Tom: You must ask the magical faeries to spin you one from magic thread.

Greg:Um, what faeries?

Tom:Wait, don't you see the little people flying around? They're everywhere.

Greg: Um, okay...

by The Ghost of Noah Webster May 4, 2010

Snuggie

A form of a wedgie where the underwear is pulled as high as physically possible

His ass crack is bleeding from the snuggie the bully gave him

by suburban man September 3, 2010

Snuggie

A hand job with a winter glove

Nothing better on a cold Winter night than a snuggie from the guy behind the 7-11

by Superhomo333 November 4, 2011

snuggie

A blanket with sleeves! Who would have thought of such a thing? Really though, it's just a robe worn backwards, but if you wear a robe backwards, you're not actually wearing a snuggie. You can wear these to sporting events, grocery stores, out at campfires, and where ever else you can be made fun of at.

The Snuggie: it's a blanket with sleeves! Or, you could just put on a jacket.

by Zeus, The Almighty Ruler December 26, 2008

Snuggied

when someone gets you gift, and you are excited, only to find out it is a Snuggie, upon which you become annoyed/disappointed

Getting Snuggied is the 2009 holiday version of being rick roll'd.

by m.rufus December 17, 2009

snuggie

1)A condition experienced when your underwear rides up the crack of you ass. Giving someone a snuggie by pulling on the waistband of their underwear is a favorite schoolyard prank of latent homosexuals posing as bullys.

2) A blanket with arms sold on TV by morons that didn't know they were basically calling their product a wedgie. The names they rejected were the hot carl, the Cleveland steamer, and the Alabama hot pocket.

"Hey man this commercial just told me to give my grandmother a snuggie for christmas"
"Yeah then you can give your dad a Cincinatti bowtie. "

by magila March 6, 2009