snowtocol

snow + protocol = snowtocol

the formal assessment of embarassment/obligation at seeing your neighbor shoveling his driveway which inspires/guilts you into getting off your ass to shovel your own.

wife: "honey, the thompsons have been slaving out in the cold for an hour now....don't you think...."

husband: "what's the snowtocol on this one??? 'cause i'd rather just finish my hot pocket and this episode of 'weeds.'"

by Jayson J February 10, 2010

snowmosexual

Snomosexual: (n) A straight male who, when the holiday season rolls around, suddenly gets very concerned that his house will look jolly enough.

Characterized by a sudden interest in Tree Size, Light Arrangements, and blow up Reindeer.

At first I was worried that my husband was turning gay, then I realized he's just a snowmosexual.

by MattFromPhilly December 17, 2008

snowmosexual

Extremely lame adj. usually referring to a goat penis and or homosexual anal intercourse between a goat and a very hairy male homosapian on a mountain or platau in any region on the planet.

Dude that "snowmosexual' is the gayest thing I have ever seen bra.
I am a "snowmosexual" for writing this bra.
Urban dictionary is super "snowmosexual" bra

by Anita Hawk January 11, 2008

snowtorcycle

A motorcycle you ride in the snow.,

"Put your helmet on when you ride your snowtorcycle!"
"There's lots of snow out there! Let's take the snowtorcycles out for a spin!"

by Pogmotoin March 2, 2009

Snowmosexuality

The tendency of one to be sexually attracted to one's own snowman. Intercourse is usually impossible, or at the very least, painful.

Bill: Awww God, my dick is still ringing from that last session.
Jon: What... you don't use lube?
Bill: No, not that. I've just been exercising my Snowmosexuality.
Jon: WTF is that?
Bill: Check the Urban Dictionary.
Jon: *Checks*
Jon: O.O

by SPDT November 30, 2010

snowtastic day

A day filled with the joy of snow, where you can either get out of school or work or futher obligations.

It's a snowtastic day I don't have to go school! I think I'll go skiing to celebrate.

by D.Reiner December 15, 2010

Snowtocol

(n.): Officially posted warnings to not be an ass during winter weather.

Jimmytwoshits did not follow snowtocol, and now his car is stuck on the highway.

by haknslice February 13, 2014