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Snapshits

A poorly shot or framed photograph that will get a negative reaction every time it is shown to a person. Sometimes a snapshit can be so bad that it will cause the viewers eyes to melt or their hair to spontaniously catch fire.
It has recently been disputed that the Nazi's used snapshits in their bombing of britain.
"I've seen some bad photographs, but this is definitely a snapshit to remember"

"Bomb zem with ze SNAPSHITS!!" - Hitler
by Lady Bob July 12, 2007
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SnowWhite

When a NIGGA Cums all over the girls face and hair, making her skin white as snow
Turn THAT NIGGA INTO SNOWWHITE

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by boboz June 21, 2019
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snopshins

options that you have when you are lost at sea.
Pirate: ahoy mate! i could really use some snopshins cause im stuck at sea.

mate: well, you could make a raft.

pirate: thats a mighty good snopshin. thanks dude!
by sasperella April 29, 2007
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Shoeshitshoe

Form of self defense used when trying to remove shit from your shoe.
Mike stepped in dogshit and performed a brilliant shoeshitshoe move trying to kick it off.
by Chappy McBallsworth March 11, 2010
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snowstitute

a curious product of Chicago's Blizzard of 2011, "snowstitution" is a practice where a guy (with a car surrounded/covered by snow) hires an attractive girl to make feeble, ineffective attempts at shoveling the snow, only to lure in random guys (snow-shovelling johns, or "shons") to take over for the snow-shovelling damsel-in-distress. Also known as a "snowjob."
My car was all but lost in the snow, until I picked up a snowstitute to get the job done. The shons couldn't keep teir hands off their shovels.
by rsb1000 February 23, 2011
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Snotshit

A combination of snot and shit. Also known as boogerpoo.
He went looking for a water closet and there he ejected his snotshit in the toilet.
by pwunbot May 6, 2021
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shotshits

The fatigue, malaise, and body aches (general shitty feeling) following a Covid-19 immunization
I had my Covid shot yesterday, and now I have to call out from work. I have the shotshits
by DrGlittersparkles October 22, 2022
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