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Snowtard

People who freak out when it snows, forgetting how to drive their cars and generally acting like retards. This typically happens when it snows in the South, or when some fool from Florida visits Ohio in March.
There's 1/2 inch of accumulation and the snowtard in front of me is going 10 miles an hour.
by OhForF*cksSake March 29, 2015
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snowcat

A Calgary-based motorcyclist who makes helmet-cam videos that showcase him "Riding around, watching idiots do their thing" and encountering the city's worst drivers. His videos are all posted to Youtube, where he has well over 500,000 subscribers on his main channel and almost 7000 on his new second channel. He has a very quick and fiery temper and is often the subject of much controversy and hatred... you either love him, or you hate him.
Yo yo yo yo yo! Dude, I totally wanna buy a new Ducati!

I dunno, man... have you seen the newest snowcat video? His Motard broke down AGAIN! How does that even happen? I don undastaaaaaaan!
by MasterofMisfortune May 21, 2016
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Snowcapping

The act of taking a large poop and then ejaculating on top of it.
I took a Mount Everest shit and then snowcapped it. Nothing like snowcapping in preparation for a solid nap.
by MetalNapper February 3, 2014
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Snowcane

Snowcane is winter blizzard snowfall conditions with counter clockwise wind motions comparable to a hurricane and all mixed together.
by KanaDawn December 9, 2018
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snowcrastination

Not doing your homework or work because you think its goin to snow during the night leading to the closure of school / business
hey man are u gonna work on the project
no
why not?
snowcrastination man, snowcrastination

hey billy did you do mr wongs hw?
no man i didn't cook pot stickers cause i was snowcrastinating now im screwed cause it didnt snow
by Carl pitz January 13, 2007
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Snowcation

Snowcation refers to a day when snow of epic proportions buckets the land so that you have no choice but to take a vacation day in order to avoid driving to work.

The Snowcation day is

1. Common in snow-screwed cities like Chicago, Michigan, and Downtown Canada.
2. Common wherever the combination of plaid, denim and beige wool is an acceptable fashion statements. Animal skin winter boots optional.
3. Especially valid for employees of major companies that never ever close due to inclement weather conditions.
"Are you friggin kidding me? I'm gonna have to take a Snowcation just so I don't, like, break my neck on the way to work!"*

*often heard in cities where companies never close due to inclement weather conditions and the streets are never, ever cleared of snow and ice.
*often spoken with mouth-foaming incredulity that your life isn't worth a "stay at home, we love you" kind of courtesy day
by DenaT February 11, 2008
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Snowfart

The realization that you're not special, you're not the unique snowflake that you always thought you were... You're actually just a snowfart.
I always thought that I was special, that I was a unique snowflake... but now after 23 years, I realize I am just a snowfart.
by Jake McDoogermith January 15, 2010
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