by candyman420 June 1, 2012
Get the Snow angel mug.The first time a teenage boy discovers his ascent into manhood after rising from his bed and looking down at the imprint in his sheets.
Mateo: How was your night?
Alex: <Takes puff from a cigar> Amazing. I'm a man now.
Mateo: Oh, are you now? How did that happen?
Alex: I had this dream about Adriana Lima and when I woke up and got out of bed, I looked down and saw my First Snow Angel.
Mateo: Gross, dude.
Alex: If you think that was a sticky situation, wait to you hear what I did with your girlfriend.
Alex: <Takes puff from a cigar> Amazing. I'm a man now.
Mateo: Oh, are you now? How did that happen?
Alex: I had this dream about Adriana Lima and when I woke up and got out of bed, I looked down and saw my First Snow Angel.
Mateo: Gross, dude.
Alex: If you think that was a sticky situation, wait to you hear what I did with your girlfriend.
by tobias featherbottom February 23, 2011
Get the First Snow Angel mug.by JayEv January 5, 2008
Get the snowage mug.When you go outside right after it snows and make a snow angel, but your naked when you do it. You should probably do this in the back yard especially if you have nosy neighbors.
by what name isnt taken? February 21, 2010
Get the naked snow angel mug.Take a shit in the snow and then smear it around until you have a cold dirty poo puddle. Lay down in the puddle and make a "snow angel". Finally, snort a line of the cold dirty shit.
Jim was outside earlier shitting on the ground....I thought he was kidding about doing the dirty snow angel.
by beedo202 December 20, 2010
Get the Dirty Snow Angel mug.by JayEv January 12, 2008
Get the snowage mug.The sexual act of using gravity to provide momentum to propel yourself into your partner who is excitedly waiting in the starfish position 6 foot into the snow. To perform the position, ensure you're excited and jump out of the window of a 6 storey building, shouting "Snow angel!" onto your waiting partner. With a bit of luck, the penis will slam into the vagina.
I snow Angeled Becky the other day! It was alright, but I may have snapped my dick.
Feeling daring, Dave readied himself on the 31st storey of his office building. He screamed 'Snow Angel!' and threw himself off the building. Upon reaching the snow, his manhood slapped into Ethel's vagina, causing severe pain for both.
Feeling daring, Dave readied himself on the 31st storey of his office building. He screamed 'Snow Angel!' and threw himself off the building. Upon reaching the snow, his manhood slapped into Ethel's vagina, causing severe pain for both.
by snowangelexpert July 24, 2016
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