smothering majora

Your significant other is snoring too hard or passes out early. You ride the face until he/she starts passing out. Once the convulsions start, then You step on their junk to revive them.

Todd snored so hard he deserved a smothering majora from his wife as retaliation for the gladiator helmet she received once.

by Roma Funky Party Crew February 17, 2018

slytherinssuck

slytherinssuck is a really nice person on tiktok who I am luckily moots with and have been moots with for a while. Also she is taken by fellow tiktoker Andrea/_tonksgirl

Have you seen slytherinssuck's new video?
slytherinssuck is so cool!

by snvlles June 13, 2021

Slytherin

where the badasses of Hogwarts go. If Samuel L. Jackson went to Hogwarts he'd be in this house.

...And he'd kick the shit out of all those Gryffindor pussies too.

"I'm in Gryffindor"

"FUCK YOU."

"I'm in Slytherin."

"I heard Samuel Jackson was in that house."

"It's Samuel *L.* Jackson, but you can call him 'Mr.Jackson', bitch"

by Sarah S. August 14, 2006

snothing

A sneeze that doesn't quite happen; a sneeze tease. (Derived from "it's nothing"; pron. "snuthin" or "snuffin")

"Ahhh... AAAHHHHH...." (silence) "Hey man, you need a tissue?" "Nah, it was just a snothing." "Well, bless you anyway."

by smendler January 22, 2009

Slytherin Slip

Like a Freudian Slip but instead of sexual comment it is a slip of dark humor.

I totally had a slytherin slip today when I was talking to Mariah. She won’t respond to my texts now.

by Cynical Bry Bry July 2, 2018

fake slytherin

bitch who thinks she's a slytherin just because she's in love with Draco Malfoy

That fake slytherin is a hoe

by i am such a nerd October 13, 2020

slutherine

A person who is a slut and who would be in the Syltherin House at the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

Alternate defintions: a slut named Katherine.

"Dude, she's all over our Facebook convos. And did you see her lack of shirts on Halloween? WHAT a slutherine."

by justaguy123 November 12, 2011