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Snorkeling

The act of performing oral sex on a man with a twizzler (after biting off both ends) in one's mouth to be used as a breathing apparatus.
Mandy was below the covers snorkeling Bob.

Brian brought twizzlers to the movie hoping Tiffany was interested in some snorkeling.

Lindsay was snorkeling Logan when Holden walked in stole the damn twizzler.
by WhiggyPI March 30, 2016
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The sexual act of sitting on your partners head whilst dangling your scrotum over the eyes (one testicle in each eye socket) and putting your dick in their mouth giving the appearance of your partner wearing a snorkel and mask. The one performing the snorkel must obviously be a male (or hermaphrodite) whilst the partner receiving can be any sex, race, or species depending on your preferences.

Very similar to the Arabian Goggles
"I gave my girlfriend a snorkel the other day and it was really hot until she started choking"

"I snorkelled my dog two days ago. I think I'm starting to like this bestiality shit"

"When I was young my dad gave me the snorkel while I was naked and posted it on the internet. Now I'm scared for life"
by Dyldo Baggins August 10, 2009
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Snorkeling is the act of moterboating ones balls. This is the same as moterboating ones breasts, only the balls are motherboated instead.
My last girlfriend was an expert at snorkeling!!!!!

I think that girl wants me, she keeps looking at my package like she wants to snorkel it!

Man, my ex was a great girl but she was afraid to snorkel the boys.
by Sweetteabone December 27, 2013
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I try to go snorkeling on a first date.
by keep it real, yo July 6, 2011
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When a girl is sucking your balls and your dick lays on her face. So it looks like shes using a snorkel. Works better if she looks at you in the face.
Your mom: Gurgle gurgle snorkel
Me: What? I cant understand you, you're underwater.
by Phil Anderer September 29, 2006
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Much like a blumpkin (a man receiving a blow job while sitting upon a toilet, passing feces.) A snorkel is when a man has vaginal sex with a female, while she herself is using the toilet, passing feces. The man's penis is submerged below the toilet seat level, with the rest of his body on the outside of the toilet.
Mr. Testy: Hey Timmy, why do you keep scratching your penis?

Timmy: Well Mr. Testy, last night my girlfriend and I were horny, but she had to take a poop, so to save time, I had sex with her while she was pooping. It's called a snorkel sir.

Mr. Testy: Ah, a snorkel, brilliant!
by snorkel inventor December 18, 2011
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This advanced sexual maneuver begins with two men in a bathtub filled with warm water, preferably around 85 degrees fahrenheit. One of the men dons a mask, snorkel, and swim fins, and manually stimulates the other man's penis with both hands until it ejaculates underwater. He then dips the open end of his snorkel deep below the surface, and sucks up the clouds of liquid before they have time to dissolve, swallowing them whole.
"Oh, and Carlos left a message for you. Something about going snorkeling later."
by Diver Dan March 31, 2008
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