snoozaholic

A person that refuses to wake up and abuses the Snooze button on their alarm clock. It is often common for this type of person to purposely set the time on the clock forward.

"I couldn't get good sleep last night because the girl I was sleeping with was a SNOOZAHOLIC."

by DeReese May 13, 2014

snooze or spooge

The game made famous in the 40-year old virgin. You take four Tylenol PMs and then masturbate to see if you can blow a load before falling asleep. The best part is either way you win!

I was so bored last night so I played snooze or spooge--It didn't really matter the outcome because I was a winner both ways!

by Stagmen November 30, 2017

snoozapalooza

Slang for an extended period of sleeping.

Yup, I’m gonna be busy this weekend with a snoozapalooza I’ve planned for all week!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 12, 2021

Toilet Snooker

Only possible by a male, 'toiler snooker' is the occurence while defecating of hitting ones testicles with a stool which is curling around past the gooch; similar in action to that of a snooker cue on a ball.

"Why are you taking so long honey?"
"I'm playing toilet snooker darling!"

by Gaff December 19, 2006

Snookering

When a brother is grinding with a girl in a club whilst simultaneously the girl is facing the other direction , tossing off another different brother in a "snooker cue" motion with the hand maintained in a parallel position. The covert way in which this is done means that both dudes can be oblivious to the other , however when one realises he will be locked in position - unable to make the next move - hence both guys are effectively snookered

"Oh look at that chick, playing some quality snookering - "

" that fat girl is so large the dude can't see he is totally snookered !"

by Dr Gonzu April 10, 2013

Snookum

In chinook indians language means "the sun".
Also means:
You’re my honey-bunch
pumpy-umpy-umkin.
You’re my sweety-pie.
You’re my cuppy-cake
gumdrop
snookum snookum snore,
the apple of my eye.

Come'ere my snookum, let's get down to it.

by Wit September 1, 2004

snoozefest

An event, discussion, or meeting so boring it causes one to extemporaneously nap.

I was hoping to witness some fistfights at my family reunion, but it turned our to be a snoozefest.

by Pete Corradino September 23, 2003