Snooker Kick

One of the great phenomena of snooker. The kick is where either the cue ball or the object ball literally jumps in the air slightly after receiving contact from the cue or the cue ball respectively. The effect is nearly always negative for the striker, as the angle on either ball is disturbed and contact is rarely clean. Many attempts have been made to explain why kicks occur, the most frequent explanations being friction from the table surface and, more commonly, a bit of dust or chalk on either ball when there is contact. A lot of research has been carried in the study of Nihilosophy for the British Snooker Organisations.

I could have won the match if it hadn't been for that 'snooker kick' I got when attempting to pot an easy Blue into the corner pocket.

by Reg Denke May 31, 2010

snooker surprise

A fumbling guy attempts to mount a woman from behind but alas hits the brown and not the pink,

Dave's a right Magoo, he went to shag Jenny last night but ended up with his dick up her arse. Mind you I think Jenny enjoyed the Snooker Surprise.

by The Course Man November 14, 2013

Snooker with a rope

When the male sex organ resembles a piece of rope immediately before or during Love making instead of being hard like a snooker que.

Everything was going fine john, we had a few drinks than a bit of a kiss and a cuddle but when it came down to the business it was like playing snooker with a rope.

by T.McCormnick October 8, 2007

Snooker Punched

When an annoying bitch gets sucker punched in the face by a guy due to excessive drunk shit talking.

Joe: Dude you won't believe what happened at the bar last night, Kathy got snooker punched by a negro!

Frankie: Oh I believe it, that bitch never knows when to shut her damn mouth. What did u do about it, did you try to fight him.

Joe: Na man i bought that mother fucker a beer, I swear if I had to listen to that bullshit for one more minute I would of snooker puched the drunk cunt myself.

Frankie: Word

by Smiffty Cent August 11, 2010

snooker fuck

v. The act of fucking someone in as many ways as conceivably possible. Can also be used as a noun to refer to the person of interest.

Emily has such a gorgeous body, man, I want to snooker fuck that bitch all day long.

by Zeptys October 31, 2008

snooker chunks

a term of endearment and affection on par with pookie and possum.

goodnight snooker chunks

by obrigado June 13, 2006

snooker snatchin

Snooker snatchin is the term for the female equivalent/version of pocket pool.

Mary was obviously snooker snatchin at her desk cause I seen her hand in her pants pocket.

by Shea Verbusche February 10, 2023