sneeriously

When you're trying to really convince someone of some piece of possible bullshit you're trying to feed them.

"Sneeriously man, I didn't mean to fuck your sister."

by sincarnato August 27, 2008

sneenis

First coined by Stephen Colbert, a sneenis is a penis that is actually capable of sneezing.

The only known sneenis in existence belongs to Jon Kyl.

Jon Kyl is actually capable of sneezing with his penis. He calls it a sneenis #was not intended to be a factual statement

by MarcusDonovinius June 30, 2011

Sneezing Whore Disease

A whore that sneezes repeatedly.

"I've been sneezing all day, I think I may have the Sneezing Whore Disease."

by DuckyDuck784 December 9, 2012

Dick Sneezing

The process of blowing your load into a tissue.

"Hey man you have any plans tonight?"

"Yeah I was planning on watching some porn and Dick Sneezing. You?"

"...What?"

by WiseBeyondMyYears September 19, 2019

Igli Sneezin'

A term used when someone's hoe's been a sleezin'. Igli is a term people use to call someone the pimp of pimps. That is why "Igli" is used in this term.

"You know what they say...

When Igli Sneezin' your hoe's been sleezin'."

"Damn Igli sneezed up in this bitch cuz yo bitches sleezin!"

by Munchmaqoochi October 19, 2011

Sneezitude

When someone switches attitudes fast as a sneeze.

Ted (with a smile): Hi James!

James: Hi, how's it goin'?

Ted: It was going fine until I ran into you asshole.

James: Woah, sneezitude!

by TalaDentro April 28, 2011

sweesie

Someone who has everything going for them.

Greg, he is so sweesie.

by Senior sweesie October 20, 2013