ass sneeze

1. Explosive diarrhea that covers the interior of the toilet bowl in human waste.

After an all night drinking binge I had ass sneeze.

by Capt_Z May 1, 2003

poo-sneeze

where you crap your pants and sneeze at the same time

Person 1: "aw man, I had to sneeze really bad but i pooed myself too!"
Person 2: "You just poo-sneezed my man."

by hey77 March 27, 2010

Sneeze limbo

having the sensation to sneeze without the end result,
usually combined with the closing of the eyes, tilting of the head,
and an ugly face being made.

Guy #1- Why is your friend making that stupid face?
Guy #2- He's in sneeze limbo. Don't you hate that shit.
Guy #1-Oh...I thought he was retarded. Yeah being in sneeze limbo sucks.

by Mr.Negative May 15, 2010

pussy sneeze

When one's pussy is so dirty, it releases a burst of fowl air, to remove contaminants.

Guy 1: Oh God!!! Do you smell that?
Guy 2: Yeah, I think Howah pussy sneezed.
Guy 1: What is that?
Guy 2: It's like a whale utilizing it's blowhole.

by Howah September 20, 2016

sneeze queen

person who follows a dramatic and climactic build up of noises and facial contortions with a wimpy sneeze

sick lady : *hhhh-hh-uh-ahh-ahhhhhhuuuahhhh-hhhhhhhh........chew*

bus passenger: damn sneeze queen

by KetchupVSKatsup August 20, 2010

sneeze poop

A sneeze accompanied by a simultaneous and unintentional poop

After buying a maritime drinks package, Peter got hammered and sneeze pooped himself.

by cleananoos5000 March 17, 2013

Sneecher

A sneecher is another word for someone being a dick or acting retarded.

How much money are you down on sports betting this week? Shut up you sneecher.

*Scores a greasy goal in NHL 20* "Stop being a sneecher."

by BernCart December 11, 2019