by stinky_ass_gas September 20, 2009
Get the Snatchural Gas mug.This is a significantly more pointed and ugly form of pussywhipping. A man who is snatchwhipped is not only being led around by the nose by a woman; he is being ordered about by a woman who is singularly and spectacularly unattractive on every level.
"Kyle is so snatchwhipped by that ugly wife of his, and if she were any less attractive, she would be trademarked."
by LocksleyHall October 14, 2009
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When a woman's beaver smells so bad you go into anaphylaxis (can't breathe) because the smell literally took your breath away!
Fat assed Shelley bent over in front of me, and her cunt reeked so bad I went into snatchaphylaxis, started chocking and turning red, and her dumb as mother kept asking me, "What's a matter?" "What's a matter?" Damn! What does Smelley Shelley wash her rotten cooch with, a cadaver's intestines?
by Tortured by Tuna Cooches July 31, 2022
Get the Snatchaphylaxis mug.When a woman's beaver smells so bad you go into anaphylaxis (can't breathe) because the smell literally took your breath away!
Fat assed Shelley bent over in front of me, and her cunt reeked so bad I went into snatchaphylaxis, started chocking and turning red, and her dumb ass mother kept asking me, "What's a matter?" "What's a matter?" Damn! What does Smelley Shelley wash her rotten cooch with, a cadaver's intestines?
by Tortured by Tuna Cooches July 31, 2022
Get the Snatchaphylaxis mug.1. The Feminine ability to overwhelm the male gender with seductive dances or sensual hip thrusts.
2. The ability to Create the illusion of interest in the males species when there is no other physical attraction other than personal gain
(i.e. stripper, prostitute, wife, girlfriend, Fiance, and That bitch at the front checkouts of k-mart, giving you fuck me eyes because your "mr. big spender" with your e.b.t. card every 1st and 3rd of the month)
3. The ability to be a complete and utter bitch/cunt for no apparent reason what so ever. And the ability to say the absolute most fucked up thing at the wrong time.
2. The ability to Create the illusion of interest in the males species when there is no other physical attraction other than personal gain
(i.e. stripper, prostitute, wife, girlfriend, Fiance, and That bitch at the front checkouts of k-mart, giving you fuck me eyes because your "mr. big spender" with your e.b.t. card every 1st and 3rd of the month)
3. The ability to be a complete and utter bitch/cunt for no apparent reason what so ever. And the ability to say the absolute most fucked up thing at the wrong time.
1. "Yo! that bitch almost got all my cash tonight, lucky i got snatchcraft replent."
2. "Hey buddy she doesnt love, you has you under some kind of evil snatchcraft that makes you buy her shit!"
3. "BITCH I LOST MY JOB!! because you just had to go into my job be the Snatchcraft queen and get all but hurt because i got some head from the bitch working the deepfrier! MCDONALDS DON'T RE-HIRE FOR SHIT LIKE THAT!!"
2. "Hey buddy she doesnt love, you has you under some kind of evil snatchcraft that makes you buy her shit!"
3. "BITCH I LOST MY JOB!! because you just had to go into my job be the Snatchcraft queen and get all but hurt because i got some head from the bitch working the deepfrier! MCDONALDS DON'T RE-HIRE FOR SHIT LIKE THAT!!"
by GuNzZiK September 20, 2006
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derived from the slang "snatch" for the pubic area of a female
derived from the slang "snatch" for the pubic area of a female
by lomotho April 13, 2011
Get the snatchwagon mug.Buck: "Kevin, watch out, you almost gave that bitch a snatchclap!"
Kevin: "OMG I would have been in the roflcopter if I did."
Kevin: "OMG I would have been in the roflcopter if I did."
by Buck February 17, 2005
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