snarfle

to snort and breathe heavily into someones neck, resulting in the receiver getting tingles.

i only want a boyfriend so i can snarfle him

puppies are so cute they always snarfle me

im feeling low, please snarfle me!

by snarflet January 23, 2009

snarly

1. Adjective describing a woman who is contemptibly ugly, stupid, or annoying, but who acts as if she is attractive or desirable;
2. Adjective describing a woman who is oblivious to her own physical or social shortcomings and who acts condescendingly as a result;
3. An adjective that may describe the "fat friend" in a popular clique of young women, if she fails to recognize that the others only keep her around to feel better about themselves;
4. Any unattractive, arrogant woman.

I thought the pear-shaped blonde at the frat party would be an easy lay, but the snarly bitch told me I was too drunk to take her home.

by DickyJohns17325 April 27, 2009

snarfler

A person that farts in the bath tub and snaps at the bubbles when they come up.

She was sitting in the bath tub and "snarfling".

by rsy August 31, 2005

snarfle

snar·fle (snahr-fel) verb -- to eat recklessly; the act of consuming edibles in a quick and careless manner; a full-jawed munching

i.e. Give her a cookie to snarfle. - snar·fl·ing; snar·fled

by Kunami Mata June 7, 2005

Snarfle the Garthok

A reference to the Coneheads movie. To take on a daunting task with failure a likely possibility.

"If you are going to ask her out on a date, then you might as well Snarfle the Garthok."

by Larry Nathan April 29, 2008

snarflack

A special Pokemon whose sole move is to suck the cock of the enemy until they give up from extreme pleasure... Also known as a Luis.

Jeff was in a fierce Pokemon battle but his charizard was no match for Luis's snarflack

by Luis1234 December 27, 2013

snarfy

rude, to snap at someone

You didn't have to be so snarfy

by Nicole January 2, 2005