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sharded

When one has eaten the wrong food, perhaps something rich and creamy, then tries to fart, but accidentaly shits himself a little bit too.
OMG I can't believe James sharded in Filth; he thought he could get away with a discreet fart, but instead he crapped his pants.
by cheekytina June 2, 2008
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Sparded

To be interrupted when using an Armoury Crate, or Rune of Transfer in Nyzul Isle Investigation.
Omg I've just been sparded!
by Seshamaru January 10, 2009
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smarded

When a smart person does something so stupid that you think he might actually be retarded
Robyn went to Indiana. It was the most smarded thing she had ever done in life and there was quite the list of smarded events to choose from.....
by LemmeF1ndOut August 5, 2021
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Snarked

In the words of Lewis Carroll -
"Then the bowsprit got mixed with the rudder sometimes:

A thing, as the Bellman remarked,
That frequently happens in tropical climes,
When a vessel is, so to speak, "snarked.""

In certain groups, that are also keen with Hunter S Thompson syndrome Snarked pertains to the bewildering psychedelic often times dire situations, certain to be awkward or queer looking upon realization.
When he had a head full of LSD he often exclaimed "I'm absolutely Snarked"
by Thuhsecksmacheen May 24, 2016
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snarfed

Sniffing someones seat or bike after they have sat on it.
Cody "snarfed" the teachers char.
by OmegaZim October 27, 2010
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sharded

Having blown out your internal organs during a fart.
OMG!, Trenor just sharded!!
by UlTiMaTeDoWnFaLl March 14, 2007
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sharded

any form of crapping anything in peices usually with explosive diahrehia
"Wow!!!, i just sharded a pineapple!" "I think my sfincter broke!!"
by Alsho Dormingouny December 13, 2008
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