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yewliam willoong shakesding

The current CEO of earth, he took became CEO at 1564 when God was fired from the position. He is the founder of English and has contributed to English as a language greatly despite being illiterate. In his spare time he thoroughly enjoy shaking his dong.
Hail Yewliam Willoong Shakesding the CEO of the planet and he who blessed us with this language!
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Snakesman

A person of the criminal sort adept at finding his or her way into or out of a building. Usually someone of small stature able to fit through tight places.

Exemplified in Michael Crichton's "The Great Train Robbery" in the character of Clean Willy.
Pierce: "You say your the fastest, bloody best Screwsman in the country, hmm? Well, here's a fitting challenge!"
Agar: "Challenge? Seventy five seconds for two keys! It's nigh impossible!"
Pierce: "What if a snakesman comes over the roof and cracks the drum from the inside?"
Agar: "What snakesman's to break that drum? Nobody good enough is out. The best is Clean Willy, and he's in."
by Touchstone the Fool March 5, 2007
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Toilet Seat Snake Skin

AKA as TSSS, Is when a greasy, hairy, and sweaty person sits on a toilet seat for a while and when they get up the sweat, hair, and skin cells dry on the toilet seat like a glaze. Making what looks like a snake skin that has been shead on the toilet seat. This is also very hard to clean off. You will need a Brillo pad
Dude, I went to the bathroom and the guy before me left me a toilet seat snake skin so I had to use a different toilet.
by ElectricBob December 30, 2020
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the Snakening

When your friend turns out to not be who you thought him/her to be, at all, and starts "ssss"-ing like a snake.
Friend A: How could you do this to us?
Friend B: Yea...how?
Snake: Cause I'm a snake??...
Friend C: Ahh...there it is...THE SNAKENING...
by flyingz January 31, 2020
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Snakething

Slang for serial rapists, usually those who victimize animals and/or children. The term was named after an infamous member of the furry community who went by the name Nelizar (Levi Dane Simmons) and used "Snakething" as a username on Telegram.
Choke on a knife you fucking snakething BITCH.
by woahapples October 29, 2021
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snakesnidge

The act of forcing a dog, typically a cavoodle, to suck on the penis and swallow the special sauce.

USEFUL TIP - Spreading peanut butter helps encourage the dog to attend this act
Campbell likes when his dog, Chug, gives him a snakesnidge.
by Pussy-Groomer July 28, 2019
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snake skin

when you have sex with a girl, you cum, go soft, and wiggle out of the condom leaving it in the girl.
by yee haw May 13, 2005
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