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slackpill

A reference to the scene in the movie the Matrix, the slackpill is a realization that wagies do not need to put in the most effort at their job, just the bare-minimum to not get fired.

The slackpill is realizing a promotion means more responsibility and less time to fuck off.

The slackpill is realizing that, unless one owns part/all the business, there is nothing stopping them from firing you without warning, so you should never give warning before leaving a job.

The slackpill is realizing you can have two remote jobs, one where you do work, the other where you siphon off extra wages and do not care to be fired.

The slackpilled are not so because they have no motivation, no work ethic, or are unskilled. It is because they understand that nothing in this world belongs to them that they do not put maximum effort.
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that is why I'm slackpilled on company time.
After taking the slackpill, John never started a new task at work after 4pm ever again.
Don't put it your two weeks notice, take the slackpill instead.
by chungusmoment July 9, 2021
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snackball

(Verb.) To forbid, prevent, punish, or deny another person access to snacks.

Also "snackblocked".
"We were in the car all day, and wanted to stop at Chipotle. Then Teetee mouthed off and got us all snackballed! Thanks a lot, T!"
by Shock Track July 27, 2021
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snacksuality

The sense of arousal one feels towards a particular snack of choice. Everyone has a different snacksuality and some feel varying levels of (almost) sexual arousal towards snacks.
One might have a crisp snacksuality - a feeling of joy or arousal towards deep fried potatoes.

Others might have a chocolate snacksuality - a feeling of excitement or arousal towards snacks such as wagon wheels or Freddos.
by Being_tate January 6, 2023
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slackfull

“slackfull is such a nice guy, sometimes i think he’s not real
by slackfull June 3, 2023
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Snackuality

"Man, I got the munchies but im broke so my snackuality sucks."
by Eroshighandbi January 28, 2026
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