snacktastrophe

noun - any misfortune or mishap involving your your snack

Dude, you just spilled your beer in the chip dip!

Relax, it's not a total snacktastrophe unless we are out of beer too.

by K-Squared July 12, 2010

smackass

One who thinks they know-it-all, but couldn't tell you their ass from their elbow.

Some smackass at poker last night was insisting that a three-of-a-kind beats a flush.

That smackass drives a Jeep, but tells everyone he owns a truck.

by wiseguy February 24, 2004

snackmaster

Someone who has the perpetual munchies and rocks out the best snacks ever. Highly inventive and can make edible and delicious snacks out of the scraps in your barren cupboards. Have food? Prepare to be dazzled! Word of caution: the Snackmaster can and will eat you out of home if you pass out before him/her.

Tony: "Hey, I'm baked out of my gourd and I have the munchies something fierce!"

Shane aka: the Snackmaster: "Give me free reign to thy kitchen for I am thy Snackmaster and thou shall feast as thou hath never feasted before".

Tony: "Do it up man, have at 'er!!"

by aimbones June 5, 2011

snickass

when yuo give a nice firm slapp on the ass, but joking around wise.

example 1: i was walking down the hall and i gave my girlfriend a snickass

by alex jason jew October 10, 2007

snickass

a definition for a piece of fucking man penis

snickass meaning a hair on the tip of your penis

by snick-ass February 20, 2010

snacktasm

An orgasm in the mouth, brought upon by the sudden introduction of deliciously mad snacks onto the tongue. If snacktastic taste is of such a magnitude, a discharge of what has been described as pure flavor joy in concentrated form may emit from the mouth and pores.

Dude those dogs from The Wiener Man gave me such a snacktasm I had to shampoo my beard.

by ed berlin November 16, 2010

snackless

To be or to go without food for a substantial amount of time

I've been snackless for three hours, can you believe that!

by The intellengent one November 9, 2018