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Snackism

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1. The theory or religious standing (in some countries there are extremist cults whom teach this doctrine) which states that all problems in life may be solved with the consumption of snacks.

2. The process or state of snacking or of partaking in the consumption of snacks. Most commonly, an obsession thereof.

3. It is important to note that the movement first gained most of its momentum when the American food company Frito-Lay (a division of PepsiCo, Inc.) created its most famous brand of tortilla chips, Dorito's in 1964.

See also -ity, -ation
"Religious preference?", asked the Corrections Officer.

"Snackism", replied the rather stout inmate who had a large smile on his face. The Officer looked up and could tell immediately this inmate was going to be transferred to another facility, one which would be more "Snackist" friendly. The inmates there would be allowed to consume as many individually wrapped, cream filled, and sugar coated sweets they pleased.

"We've got another one!" The Officer said angrily to another Officer as they loaded up a bus of other fellow "Snackists" to be transported to the other facility.
by Ohjollyme January 18, 2011
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Cradle Snacking

Variant on the common term ‘cradle snatching’ for someone who is sweet on a much younger honey. If you are not in it for the long haul but simply want to sample the youth for a short while, you are ‘cradle snacking’.
Don't worry, I'm only cradle snacking
by bonesofthewhitegoods July 7, 2010
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Snacking Fresh

Originating from the show “Feel good”, Comedian Mae Martin asks if two characters are “snacking fresh”, meaning being in a new sexual relationship
George: *is in a new relationship with a emotionally literate pansexual man*
Mae: “so you two are snacking fresh?”
by Bertie Ward January 1, 2022
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Dry Snacking

Dry Snacking is when you are eating cereal without milk. Most commonly eating straight out of the box.
Yeah I was dry snacking those honey nut chuurious. Get on my level bro.
by $treet nazdy September 19, 2011
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marijuana short snacks quarter flapjacks

Get really drunk and really high on a Tuesday morning (6 AM to be exact) and driving while jacking off to some hentai while “kings dead” by James Blake, Jay Rock, Kendrick Lamar, and Future plays on full blast on a Bluetooth speaker, oh and make sure your car says “skylanders” on it

(Term is most commonly used in New Zealand )
Asshole: yo what did you do yesterday?
Prostitute: I went marijuana short snacks quarter flapjacks
Asshole again: that’s pretty dangerous, you good?
Prostitute: yea I’m fine
by Thiswillruinmyfuture89 February 26, 2021
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snacks on snacks

When one possesses an inordinately large variety of snacks such that they must be heaped on top of each other just to fit within their required space.
Jonas: hey you got any snacks around here?
Samuel (giving him an incredulous look): No I don't have snacks here, I have snacks on snacks man, check out my pantry, you can barely keep the door closed

(Nude man running down the street in a celebratory manner holding a bag of doritos, buggles, pringles, jays, and lays)
Nude Man: I've got snacks on snacks baby!
by J Dog12 March 25, 2009
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Snacks and Naps

This is an activity/lifestyle where you spend an entire day doing nothing but snacking and napping....Then repeat.

This is usually on a weekend.
Marc: "Hey what'd you do on Sunday?"

Allyson Joy: "Snacks and Naps."

or

Marc: "Ally I thought we were going to re-shingle the roof today???"

Allyson Joy: "Bite me, I'm doing snacks and naps, you just woke me, kill yourself."

10-18-10
by Ally Joy October 20, 2010
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