Smurfs 

a sort of vernarial Disease.

I got the smurfs.

I need to get my privates checked for the smurfs.

Please god don't tell me I have the smurfs.

Great,my dick is blue, I got the f-in smurfs!!

Smurfs by Jburker August 3, 2008

smurfs 

Blue colored diamonds worn in any type of jewelry

"You seen them smurfs in the pendant on his chain? He must be ballin'!"

smurfs by M-Eazy December 18, 2008

Smurfs 

Smurfs is a term that is used to describe the police.

Dude #1: "Yo bruh when da last time you seen ol boy?"

Dude #2: "You ain't heard? The Smurfs got em last week."

Smurfs by D-N-A "The King Of NC" October 27, 2009

smurfs 

Police officers/Cops

Because they dress in Blue and have white vehicles (in most countries Blue and White)

Don't speed up dude, there are smurfs behind us.

smurfs by masongr March 20, 2016

Smurfs 

Short Mothers You Really like to fuck.

Goddamn! There are Smurfs everywhere!

Smurfs by Marshy Sugar Tits I October 7, 2011

Smurfs 

AstroWorld staff were instructed to refer to dead concert-goers as "Smurfs," according to the security and emergency medical response plan. The person has turned blue and is dead.

We have some smurfs down in the mosh pit that jumped out of the nosebleeds and need to be evacuated to out to the medical tent.

Smurfs by DJintheDark November 9, 2021

Smurfs 

A nickname for shrooms, used by a small amount of people

Hey did you hear i did smurfs last night
Oh shit you shouldve invited me

Smurfs by Bethlehem student June 1, 2024