smurkledorfed

To be unlawfully tricked

The guy told me the car was brand new and when I got there it was junk, I've been smurkledorfed.

by iskygirl27 April 5, 2015

Smurple

A mix between the color smurf, (Blue) and the color purple.

"Lacie's pants weren't blue or purple, it was a mix of both, they were the color smurple"

by Scott M Sweeney January 22, 2005

snurdle

to sniff around looking for something such as food or critters

Our dog likes to snurdle around the kitchen floor looking for crumbs.

by coach23 July 19, 2011

Smurdling

The shytsty Christian offspring of a smurd.These offspring will participate in activities such as Bibleopoly, a popular smurdling board game. They are just small saplings that are just beginning a life full of smurdiness and shystyness. They will be hated by many and loved by no one. Smurdlings often have names beginning with the letter "C"

Anti Smurd 1: Look at all those smurdlings collecting pennies and such on the ground.
Anti Smurd 2: Yeah...let's kill them all
Anti Smurd 1: Word

by The Anti-Smurd September 17, 2007

smuddle

similar to cuddle and snuggle but "smooching" while in bed.

I wish you were here to smuddle with tonight.

by K.Nadeau April 27, 2005

Smurple

An extinct species of squirrel with green fur.
The sacred animal of Butricktrunglism.

I dressed up as a smurple for Halloween.

by Mildred Kerplucknickshuck March 27, 2005

turd smurgler

the act of sucking feces out of another being's anus

Drewie is a world champion turd smurgler.

by jugg's gotcha January 20, 2009