Smumpkin

Shit, poop, turd, crap, etc. Often used when refering to Smashing Pumpkins in spoonerism form.

Pashing Smumpkins is the equivelent to pooping.

by Chris VanderTol May 9, 2008

Scumphished

Pronounced scum - fish'd

The feeling you get when you are uncomfortable and constrained, normally by clothing but could be by weather or people being too close.

I need to get out of these clothes because I'm scumphised.

When I go shopping in the winter I need to wear a coat to get there but because of the heating in the shops I soon feel scumphished.

by HappyJ February 3, 2012

Smurphed

Similar to "murphed", but even more egregious. In Heroes Charge, when one plunders an opponent's War Hall and collects more than 75,000 lumber, 75,000 ore and 15,000 mercury.

That was amazing! I got over 160,000 in resources. I totally smurphed that dude!

by Met23 November 26, 2016

Stumphead

A person who is both unskillful and stupid.

"Matt is such a fucking stumphead."

by Abragore January 23, 2019

Slumph

A group of geezers.

I watched the retirement parade safely from the balcony as another wandering slumph meandered by reeking of mentholatum, cigars and talcum powder.

by Notageezer August 20, 2020

Shumphser

A Shumphser is Used to Describe A moist Surface That isn’t made of Wood and hasn’t been wettened

Daimon:Damn Chris that surface sure was a Shumphser ,damn, it was to moist to eat on

Chris : wtf are you on a bout and what is a Shumphser

by That big fat daddy rat February 18, 2021

smurphy

the virgin of the group.

lol u are a virgin murph (aka smurphy)

by asddgfafgjhavjnapfoiugajnv January 2, 2008