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Smultz

A level of smut that is so graphic and possibly grotesque that it cannot be grouped with average smut.
"God, did you read that fic?"
"That was beyond smut."
"I know! It was such a smultz!"
by corzith April 10, 2009
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smulth

n. A state of euphoria induced by lack of sleep, similar to being high or intoxication.
Usually involves giggling uncontrollably at unfunny things and slurring word.
adj: Smulthed. being in a state of smulth.

derives from a slur of the word sleep itself, said while in a state of smutlh
It's really late. we should get some smulth...

I stayed up until 7 am yesterday. I was so smulthed I thought the phonebook was funny.
by PockyFille May 11, 2006
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Smulle

A transvestite with the thickest dick in the world. Similar to Smully
Did you see the bulge in smulle's pants last night?
Yeah didn't know if it he was a smully or smulle
by Wag1.2 October 26, 2017
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Smullett'd

The Act of Having Been Caught in an Attempt to Bamboozle the Media into Promoting an SJD "Social Justice Dogma"

Tenet (ie: Black Lynching, Transgender "Rights", “Islamophobia”, BLACK Lives Matter, Feminist "ManSplaining", "Woke

Bait", "Safe Spaces")
Academic: Dude, You "Smullett'd" the Shit Out of Everyone with Your GQ Article on "The Canine 'Rape culture'"

NYT Ombudsman: We at the New York Times Wish to Apologize to Our Readers for Being "Smullett'd" by the Author's of 'The Conceptual Penis as a Social Construct'
by @BachBone42 February 23, 2019
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smutlock

when you gets a ho in a corner and put her legs up while your fuckin her real hard on her back. the goal is to keep her cornered and hold her down while your fucking her.
yo i put that ho in the smutlock
by max gabler September 27, 2007
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Smully

A tranvestite with the longest dick in the world.
Check out that smully.
by JZmann July 16, 2008
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smullet

the begginings of a mullet when someone grows out their hair, usually in males. though it starts to resemble a mullet at first with long hair in the back, the smullet is in a league of ots own!
That guy has a smullet!
by Jimmy January 25, 2004
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