Smucker

A group of fat broads who pass their time by smoking outside of buildings, preferably right in front of the entrance obstructing anyone or anything from getting through. A smucker usually consists of 3 to 4 members. Any group(s) exceeding 4 members is NOT a smucker and can just be considered a larger group or alliance of fat girls.

"Hey dude, did you see that smucker out there?"
"Yeah man, I was 5 minutes late to class because I couldn't walk through that shit."

"Finally, I thought you'd never show up with the pizza."
"Sorry dude, there was a smucker blocking the entrance."

"I wouldn't go out there if I was you."
"Why's that?"
"Theres a smucker."
"Dammit, I hate those fat bitches.."

by icy hot patch November 29, 2011

Smuckers

Another word for lips.

"Like OhMyGawd he kissed me right on the smuckers!"

by Katy.xo July 11, 2006

Smuckers bitch

A hoe that will go down on you without a fight.

Male Friend 1: Yo i got whop from that chick from the club last night and i dont even know her name!

Male Friend 2: Damn! Smuckers BITCH!

by DatDude11 September 19, 2006

Cunt Smucker

When a man puts large amounts of Smucker's jelly inside of a woman's vagina, he will enthusiastically suck out and eat all of the jelly.

"I'm so full, I just cunt smuckered that bitch".

"So I was with my boyfriend last night, and it turns out that he's a huge cunt smucker".

by Jolly Jerry May 22, 2009

ock smucker

the nice way of calling someone a cock sucker

Wen the kids are around I don't like to cuss but sometimes this jitts can be an ock smucker ...

Sometimes wen my wife is around I just wanna call her a cock sucker but then she tells me I need to be nice so I said ok u ock smucker

by Steven bunton May 5, 2021

smuckers

personal lubricant

he put smuckers on his dick and jerk it

by tim walters April 29, 2009

Smuckered

adj - When having your salad tossed with jelly as the primary lubricant.

After she smuckered me up real good I farted and gave her a Grape Spritzer.

by Logan Anderson September 21, 2005