Sugma

Sugma deick

Sugma nutz

Sugma toes

Etc

I told her ”sugma” and she dropped to her knees

by Suggmah October 11, 2019

smugga

To be very depressed and sitting around the corner of anything

That nig over there is a smugga

by Mongo jerk squirt November 6, 2020

smegmatitis

Rash or inflammation caused by titfucking with a cheesy penis

Q: What's that poxy rash on your chest, bitch?
A: That's smegmatitis from tit fucking with Rastus's alabama black snake. He aint washed it for a month!

by Argusm May 20, 2007

Smugnant

A combination of the words smug and pregnant. Basically pregnant women give off the stereotype that they are smug. Going off preaching their pregnancy manifesto. But seriously, they need to quit quit praising themselves for doing something a trillion women before them have done...one that's basically just a biological reaction to begin with. Then they rant on and on about how, "You just wouldn't understand..." because they are superior for having sex....I mean, c'mon! Have a little perspective!

Smugnant women are the worse.

by sjpwhipserer October 18, 2012

Dark Smegma

Since the sexual revolution of the mid-1960s, theoretical biologists have been aware of a unique mystery lurking within the foreskins of gentiles all over the world. Upon calculating the amount of smegma that would be necessary to produce the intensity of odour that was emanating from the penises of uncircumcised males, it was discovered that the amount required would be more than four times the quantity of smegma that was detectable. To resolve this apparent paradox, it was theorised that an invisible substance, named dark smegma, was responsible for the excess odour.

To date, no dark smegma has been detected, though the consensus within the theoretical biology community is that a breakthrough is imminent.

"I apologise for the smell, it's not that I don't wash or anything, I guess I must just have a lot of dark smegma, perhaps I should get cut?"

by Minotawr October 14, 2011

Sugma

"Sugma" is another sly way of saying "Suck my" So if a nigga pull this one out on you, be prepared for intense combat.

James: lol niggas rly out here named Gerald.
Gerald: hey jay, have you heard of sugma?
James: whats sugma?
Gerald: sugma balls. B i t c h .

by C H A M A July 29, 2018

Smegma Male

A person who says they are a Sigma male but in reality are the complete opposite. Like not showering, caring too much about another person's sexuality, making pro Nazi edits on YouTube shorts and being an annoying ass contrarian

"That guy may call himself a Sigma male but he acts more like a Smegma Male."

by Fishy Mann September 25, 2023