greek smudge

brown poo stains left in the toilet after a dinner of hearty greek food. they may take several flushes before they begin to fade away.

"Bill ate greek food last night and greek smudged his tiolet to hell."

by MyBigFatGreekSmudger April 9, 2009

Sludger

A term used to describe a shit. Originated in Scotland and popularised in Perth, Western Australia. A term often heard in West Perth and City Beach.

I need to go to the toilet for a sludger.

by Hugh Madborough January 5, 2017

Poop smudge

Noun. A visible smear of faecal matter deposited on the surface of bathroom sanitary ware. The deposition process being the muscle- and gravity-assisted expulsion of moderately soft excrement from the anus.

1) Tarquin, was it you who left yet another revolting poop smudge in our shiny new toilet?
2) Valdemort, that poop smudge you left is the work of the devil!
3) Felicity, I had no idea that posh girls could leave a poop smudge like that!

by poopsar_dude January 25, 2018

Smudderines

The small leftover pieces of weed on the table after you roll a joint.

Weed shrapnel.

Don't let the smudderines blow away.

Brent blew away all of the smudderines!

by MarkNazz June 29, 2014

Amazon Basics 50 Liter / 13.2 Gallon Soft-Close, Smudge Resistant Trash Can with Foot Pedal - Brushed Stainless Steel, Satin Nickel Finish

Another way to call someone a waste of oxygen.

Jogn: Bro Ezra you're such a Amazon Basics 50 Liter / 13.2 Gallon Soft-Close, Smudge Resistant Trash Can with Foot Pedal - Brushed Stainless Steel, Satin Nickel Finish
Ezra: Stfu Jergens Ultra Healing Hand and Body Lotion, Dry Skin Moisturizer with Vitamins C, E, and B5

by TheHolySampleText March 23, 2022

Smudder

Derived from the word Smother; To smudder means when a man or woman simply smothers or overwhelms someone they are sexually interested in. Calling too much, flirting too much, saying I LOVE You every ten minutes, excessive sexting, texting usually does not wear good perfume or cologne. Essentially developing an obessesion with someone who is just not that into you. One who smudders is known as a smudderer.

Juan Carlos smudders are the girls in the bed.

Frenchie says "I love you, I want to see you every day, I want you to be my girlfriend forever".. 'Damn frenchie is a big smudderer

I like Olga at Mcdonald's cash register. I want to smudder her and then eat a southern chicken biscuit with her.

Gilmar took me in the pool van and smuddered me and we were on top of pool cleaning devices.

Mexican Juan sent love texts every day for the girlfriend and is in LOVE. He is the defintion of smudder.

The whole foods meat man calls Nancy everynight to say how many slices of turkey he sells. He smudders her with the whole foods meat tracking. Nancy is a vegetarian and prefers not to be smuddered by the Meat Man.

by Wild Rhonda October 17, 2008

Smugery

Noun- The crime of smugness.
Verb- The act of being overly smug

For being a smug cunt he was sentanced to seven years of hard labour for the crime of Smugery

by gibbspikepeutch March 12, 2009