Smucker Fucker

A masturbation technique where you take a jar of Smuckers (your choice of flavor), open it and insert your penis, then proceed to masturbate with the jam.

OPTIONAL: After ejaculating into the jar, make a sandwich or bagel with it and give it to your girlfriend, hated brother, or enjoy it yourself.

Random Guy: I totally made my gf a Smucker Fucker sandwich last night!

Random Guy2: Whoa what did she do to you???

Random Guy: Next time she makes ME the sandwich bitch!

by PandaBearPro November 15, 2011

Butt Smuckers

Delicious treat were you get a spoon and rub smuckers jam all over your butt cheeks and anus.

Alec had his friend Jose butt smuckers him, only to cause his hairy anus to crust up and cause constipation.

by FatHungryBitch5000 December 26, 2012

Smuckers pussy

When you fucking a girl and her pussy so sloshy that it feels like you going to pound town on an uncrustable like your fucking a jar of Smucker's jelly.

bro: damn bro I was fuckin Janice last night.

other bro: Oh yeah bro??

bro: yeah bro she had that Smuckers pussy

by Robaboooey December 6, 2021

Rub Smucker

Very gay person, who is obviously hiding their homosexuality. Originated from Vermillion Ohio but now sees widespread use in Ohio and West Virginia.

Wow, that guy was a rub smucker!

by Jon Holtkampf October 21, 2014

Smuckers Fuckers

A couple of fuckers who use Smuckers brand jelly as lube in their sex acts.

Yo, sugar pop lube my dick up with the Smuckers so we can get it on.

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 20, 2003

Smuckers bitch

A hoe that will go down on you without a fight.

Male Friend 1: Yo i got whop from that chick from the club last night and i dont even know her name!

Male Friend 2: Damn! Smuckers BITCH!

by DatDude11 September 19, 2006

Cunt Smucker

When a man puts large amounts of Smucker's jelly inside of a woman's vagina, he will enthusiastically suck out and eat all of the jelly.

"I'm so full, I just cunt smuckered that bitch".

"So I was with my boyfriend last night, and it turns out that he's a huge cunt smucker".

by Jolly Jerry May 22, 2009