Smached

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Smached
It's a combinition of the word SMASH and CHISELED meaning to SMASH someone so hard they will feel as though they have been chiseled.
Smee: Wigan are gonna get smached here in the second half

Antony: Smashed**

Tom: Nooo! Smached, bitch.
#smashed#chiseled#battered#hit#hard

by Houghton91 March 23, 2012

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Smash

to fuck someone really good
Danger, she smashed the homie
#fuck#sex#hit#sexual intercourse#screw#bang

by STUD21 August 26, 2009

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smash

to have sex, sexual relations any sexual manner, to fuck
We been together for 2 days now when you going to let me SMASH?

Man! I went in there at 6 I didn't leave til' 10 I was SMASHING all night.

by Rickey G December 14, 2003

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chiseled

Well-defined, esp. as it related to musculature. Having distinguished features. jacked or ripped
He's got some chiseled abs!
#chiselled#chisseled#chisselled#jacked#tight#ripped

by homeyjd September 04, 2008

Smached is to tap that`ass...♐

by Smached November 4, 2017

smushed zoey

she’s SO ANNOYING AND SMUSHED. why can’t she swim literally get her out of here rn she reeks like cheddar

Smushed Zoey is small and smushed in the floor

by Poopy in my bum April 3, 2020

smushed

Extreme mental suffering the morning after an intense night of tripping, typically from ingesting heavy doses of cough syrup

"Dang dude, you're looking horrible. Feeling smushed?"

by Dr. Drank November 2, 2008

Smulched

Act of trolling someone in a subtle way that they don't know if you are dumb or trolling them

Also:

A very very very very very very very very very very very very bad joke

Bob: U.S. Won the olympics
Smulch: No Canada did
Bob: Canada sucks at sports, except hockey.....
Smulch: Canada is good at sports.
Bob: No they suck

YOU JUST GOT SMULCHED

by Rokoz June 23, 2010

smushed bananas

something thats bad, stupid, or something you dislike

teacher: today we are having a pop quiz
student: thats smushed bananas

by jollyjee April 4, 2011

Smushed pepperonis

When you stand on a girls titties with your heels and pee in her nostrils.

Me and drew did smushed pepperonis last night.

by Drew is my daddy June 7, 2018

smunched

Describing how Scotch tape is attached to its cardboard backing.
"A combination of smushed, crunched, and attached."

"it just gets smunched right on there."

by BranGwings April 16, 2019