Smoozers

A lazy, useless failure, seen especially in business.

Smoozers need not apply for this job.

by KatieSaysSo May 20, 2010

smouse

the last name of the gayest fuckin mofo this world has ever seen

When the fuck is Smouse going to shut up? He knows its time for his butt fuckin

by Anonymous October 24, 2003

smooze

have a friendy conversation

Lets smooze about the Mets after work.

by Joe Morris October 12, 2004

Smooge, Smuge, Smouge

a.)A cross between Smudge and Splooge,Spluge,Splouge.

b.)A small amount of something, usually less than a teaspoon; because a teaspoon is generally the amount of ejaculate that comes from a mans penis.

"Just put a Smooge, Smuge, Smouge of vodka in my o.j."

by Pink Taco82 May 1, 2009

Souze

A synonym for the term salty to describe someone that is mad, upset or bitter.

Excuse me sir, I'm going to need you to souze down!

Why so souze?

by FinFin1 May 15, 2016

smooze

a "skanky but cute" girl who says anything to get what she wants out of people.

She way trying to smooze her way into getting accepted.

by hkr October 10, 2011

sqouze

a secret term used for secret acts withing rob and glows relationship. wrongly used by family members in a joking sense.

sqouze me until i can't breathe.

by sqouze messiah July 1, 2009