smoothe

suave; debonair; 2 hott 2 handle; a qualification for differentiability

I used to be a nerd but thanks to calculus I'm now smoothe as butta

by the specialk and illianjay October 8, 2004

smooshed

Smooshed is a combination of smashed and mashed and smeared.

I left a doughnut in my bag and now the icing is smooshed all over the place.

I thought i was smooshed but you should see Marysia

by mrsneeky December 3, 2010

smooted

1.to be drunk and/or high
2. can be inserted into any sentence and still make sense

1. i was so smooted last night
2. i smooted all over that kid

by eLMoe April 14, 2008

Smoother

A metro sexual type man who shaves his body to attract the opposite or same sex.

Hey Jamie , look at that fucking smoother.

by Syarrow October 14, 2018

The bigger the boat, the smoother the sailing.

A response to the phrase "it's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean".

Implies that "size matters".

Woman - "Wow dude, that's a really below average penis."

Man - "It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean!"

Woman - "Maybe. But the bigger the boat, the smoother the sailing."

by Dakron July 11, 2014

smooched the pooch

to do nothing productive; a more polite way of "fucking the dog"

My boss was away so I smooched the pooch.

by Bky April 8, 2007

smoothe

a humble person who likes to take life easy but is willing to work for the things they want most in life

smoothe if ya want it come and get it but dont expect me to come running for someone i dont even like

by joek July 21, 2008