smooshen

It's how you feel when you've consumed a large quantity of 3 hammers cider in a short amount of time.

Dan: Mate we've got loads of this cider left. Shall we get on the smooshen

Twiggy: Yeah man i'm definately half smooshed already.

by sicken October 25, 2009

smooshed

Squashed and squished put together.

I was in a crowd of ppl and was smooshed...

by DomzaE July 14, 2005

Tool Smoocher

One who sucks dick with aplomb. Generally reserved for men who are behaving like bitches.

Man....if that guy climbs any farther up the bosses ass he's gonna get lost, He's such a fuckin tool smoocher.

by rooster14 August 19, 2008

smoother

A smoother is A.K.A. an iron

I was tryin' to get some stank on my hang down and da bitch hit me wit the smoother. You know fer smoothin' da clothes. As seen on the TV show Cops.

by Seth Tallman September 11, 2006

cooch smoocher

A person's lips, could be a man or woman. But normally lesbian women, or straight males lips.

I dont want my cooch smoochers to get chapped.

by RedBaron69 December 27, 2017

School Smoocher

Somebody who exclusively hooks up with people in school (mostly elementary) parking lots

Omg jacob is such a school smoocher! He just hu with his girl at bridge elementary school!

by Npizzle123 June 15, 2021

smootherness

A way to quantify how smooth you are

Nailing every chick on the floor took some mad smootherness.

by Pimpdizzle Forizzle February 4, 2005