A 6 foot 9 eminent tank of an alphamale with the best youtube channel to ever grace the human race. smolden has a gigantic penis that would obliterate any mother's pussy, but also has good morals that prevent him from disrespecting any being on the planet Earth (unless they're not subscribed to smolden). He has a heart the size of an Antonov An-225, with a great passion for flags and entertaining the people of the internet. Everybody loves smolden.
Frank: "Who's your favourite youtuber?"
Jesus: "Thats the dumbest fucking question i've ever heard. Of course it's smolden you dickwad"
Frank: "My bad, soz mate"
Jesus: "Thats the dumbest fucking question i've ever heard. Of course it's smolden you dickwad"
Frank: "My bad, soz mate"
by Cale Bevans' Badger August 12, 2021
Get the smolden mug.1.sexy, talented, and warm-hearted Ian Somerhalder; best known for his role as Damon Salvatore
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by Lifesuxthnudie April 28, 2011
Get the Smolderhalder mug.Swondeling is an epic extreme sport involving a swing-set and a body of water. A good swondeling session usually depends on how balls out the participants go.
by NeverTooShabby October 13, 2011
Get the Swondeling mug.The act of accessing your deep, inner, and molten sexuality and shooting it through your eyes into an undeniably sexy stare. Smoldering bridges both gender and orientation, so anyone can fall victim to it's arousing and lustful nature. One may be able to command the masses with one glance if mastered.
Sam: No one ever wants to do what I want to do.
Wilson: Have you tried smoldering them?
Wilson: Want to go outside?
Sam: No Wilson, I don't want want to go to outside right now.
*Smolder*
Sam: No wait, yes, I do want to go outside.
Wilson: Have you tried smoldering them?
Wilson: Want to go outside?
Sam: No Wilson, I don't want want to go to outside right now.
*Smolder*
Sam: No wait, yes, I do want to go outside.
by GSE 2010 August 10, 2010
Get the Smoldering mug.An intentional facial expression perceived (incorrectly) by the person making it to convey an irresistible lure to their imagined hotness. They believe that by contorting their face into The Smolder, their target will instantly fall victim to their glorious, glorious face. They themselves are unaware of the complete and utter failure that is The Smolder, and live in a persistent state of denial.
"When I rejected Shika's invitation to the dance, she attempted The Smolder in hopes of changing my mind. I wanted to wash my hands."
Another good example is in Disney's Tangled, where Flynn/Eugene attempts The Smolder on Rapunzel in hopes to win her over and escape.
Another good example is in Disney's Tangled, where Flynn/Eugene attempts The Smolder on Rapunzel in hopes to win her over and escape.
by Gribby April 7, 2011
Get the The Smolder mug.a woman can 'smolder' with sexiness.. she is so hot but not on fire actually
"When Eva is in front of us, she smolders."
"When Eva is in front of us, she smolders."
by JulieIUSexy October 15, 2008
Get the smolder mug.Sonder is realizing that you aren't the main character of the world, and that others have a life just like yours.
"Have you ever felt sonder before?"
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