smoker

A complete idiot who thinks poisoning themself is cool.

Cigarettes contain rat poison and carbon monoxide. CO is used for suicide it stops your red blood cells from working so you die from lack of oxygen!

Smokers shouldn't get free hospital treatment! It should go to people who didn't harm themselves!

(why was this not published before? I'm an editor too and the guides say publish opinions.)

by Goldfish United! March 2, 2009

smoker

A synonym for idiot, they deserve to die.

Smokers are morons as are stoners.

by starky August 17, 2007

smoker

gay , homosexual , gay man

He's a real smoker....as in cock smoker.....

by Frankie Capone April 18, 2006

smoker

A type of special infected in the Left4Dead franchise. These infected zombies have extremely long tounges that they use to ensnare survivors so that they cannot move and can easily be devoured by other infected.

A smoker has ensnared Ellis

by Jakitup January 22, 2011

the smoker

When a man has sex in a girls tracheotomy hole.

I did the smoker and was able to cum in her lungs.

by J-long-rod July 6, 2008

The Smoker

Annoying girl who complains of chronic illness yet smokes like a chimney, cries poormouth but wastes money on cigarettes. Hobbies include surfing and defacing signs of able candidates.

"If the Smoker is in such a financial problem, why does she spend half her money on cigarettes?"

by Barry G. September 8, 2004

smoker

When you get head from a really skanky looking chick

Denny Nagle of the Colorado Rockies paid 20 bucks for a smoker from some skank. According to sources from ESPN, he should have gotten 19.50 back in change.

by Mr. Dennis K. Nagle, Starting Pitcher April 5, 2006