smithing it

To scam the system or do as little as possible while collecting a full paycheck. The opposite of a team player.

Can you believe how Cyle is always "smithing it" and pretending he is hurt so we do all of the work? He's as bad as that Kristina girl.

by calling them out May 12, 2020

Sir Smithington

Right before coming in a girl's mouth during oral sex, the man would take it out, "knight her" (touch one shoulder, than the other, with his penis, like a knight in the middle ages), come in her face and smack her across the face with his penis.

Last night, Jenny was being a bitch, so I gave her a Sir Smithington.

by golgathontheflatulent January 24, 2011

John Smithin' It.

When you are full of yourself just like John Smith from Pocahontas.

Alex: Look how hott i look in these pants!

Ashley: Alex, you are so John Smithin' It.

Alex: Yeah so?

by Meggybby September 11, 2011

Smithing off

The act of masturbating in public places. For example a school or a work place.

John: Hey did you see that kid smithing off in class.

Marshall: yeah dude that is so disgusting.

by M.J. Moobs September 1, 2009

Smithin' It

To grab another guy's man boob and squeeze repeatedly to be funny.

Oh, dude, I was just totally smithin' it on Bob yesterday. It was hilarious!

by Gary2234 September 30, 2010

smithin

A guy that is amazing at getting rejected and most probably Indian. Loves dunkin donuts and has a giant penis

Smithin loves to eat anything

by Nowe February 21, 2017

smirting

A term for those engaging in smoking and flirting at the same time. Particularly used in countries where a smoking ban in public places has been enforced.

Two people in a bar,
Person 1: I'm just going outside.
Person 2: OK, no problem.
Person 1: I might be a while, I'm going for some smirting, there are some fitties here tonight. Get the drinks in!
Person 2: Cheeky bugger!

by Peggyinnit February 6, 2010