smirpong

beer pong except with smirnoff duh

omg dawg, lets play some fucking smirpong!

by tori haas January 7, 2007

smippet

- a small piece of food, it has to have been ripped off, not cut

"Dude, give me a little smippet, I'm so hungry!"
"Tear me a smippet off your slice of pizza man!"

by Moofuhdoo April 10, 2009

Smooping

V. smoo-p-ing-Pooping and smoking at the same time. usually taking place on the toilet.

Get a match, I'm smooping my effin brains out right now.

by Maxee Gee November 12, 2009

smip

describes when you feel attractive, confident, humorous, and a little bit sexual.

Friend: You look good today!
Guy: I feel very smip right now actually.
Friend: I love that feeling, but when I get it, I end up accidentally doing something really embarrassing and clumsy.
Guy: That is a dangerous potential side effect of excess smip.

by theblancpages February 10, 2013

Stiopofius

Something to say about your Teachers

Man I really hat my teachers they are Stiopofius

by OhForSure April 20, 2020

smop

meaning sweet mother of pearl

ohh smop, do i have to do everything by myself?!

by tinasaur! June 30, 2009

smop

combination of sweep and mop, it's an attempt to pick up all of the dirt on the floor with just the mop to skip the step of sweeping.

Manager:Are you going to clean the floor soon?
Employee:I'll make it quick and smop it up.
Manager:It better not look like crap!

by constromlie December 9, 2008