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You can never win against a smiling man

A stance one takes in an argument to smile, remain calm, collected and to focus on the argument's topic at hand without referring to falling back on snide remarks or insults of the opposing side.
During an argument, you sit back with a smile, keeping your cool and staying confident, picking your words carefully, even admitting defeat at certain points if the other is right.

Most of the time, the opposition will be backed into a corner after being at a loss for words for you being completely correct and unless they are a competitive person who refuses to admit defeat or that they are wrong (which most people are), then they will resort to other means of winning the argument, in which case they have lost regardless.
by Sek March 29, 2005
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smiling bitch

A rude, nasty, verbally aggressive person (usually a woman but not always) who makes snide comments through a fake, neocortex smile.
Normal Person: I talked to someone at the baggage claim who said that they would have my bag ready within four hours.

Smiling Bitch: Oh. Well, I guess that they must have been wrong.

Normal Personal: Why are you smiling?

Smiling bitch: Because I'm not just a bitch, hon, I'm a smiling bitch.
by AYYFRON January 27, 2011
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look at all those one hundred million smiling little ones in the microscope!
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Smiling

A mask you put on to hide how dead you are inside.
1: Are you ok?
2: No I'm fine, (*A single tear runs down their face while smiling* ) I'm smiling.
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silitits

Why look at her silitits. They look as though someone stuck a cantelope in there
by photomik March 2, 2009
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Smiling

The act of pretending to not care about the constant stream of shit that is your life.
1: Are you happy?

2: Can't you see I'm smiling?
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Kristen Stewart smiling

There is no such thing.
Dude: Hey man I just think just saw Kristen Stewart smiling
Other Dude: There is no such thing..
by The truff September 10, 2012
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