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smilf

Kid 1: man your moms hot. do you ever feel like just hugging her
Smilf'son: ya
Kid 2:...
by 716 June 13, 2005
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smilf

Soon-to-be-Mother I'd Like to Fuck

A woman that is pregnant, yet is still smoking hot.
Our Geography professor is one hot SMILF.
by robertbebs January 20, 2011
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smilf

Straight Man I'd Like to Fuck. Used primarily by gay men for fantasy purposes.
Andrew: Kevin is such a smilf; I wish he were gay.
by dcmdcmdcmdcmdcm January 21, 2009
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Smilf

Super
Mom
I
Like to
Fuck

you can only be a smilf if you have 2 kids and u are already super hot, use this word wisely you cant just be throwing it around.
damn she has banging legs and 2 kids she is a perfect smilf
by Cpt.Smash June 1, 2011
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Smilf

Damn he is a smilf.

Id like to do him.
by Wsulover June 21, 2011
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SMILF

Single Mom I'd Liketa F_____.
She's a SMILF!!!
by Chunk Connor October 22, 2012
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smilf

Dude, your brother is a smilf
by Math October 30, 2003
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