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Definitions by dcmdcmdcmdcmdcm
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Straight Man
I'd
Like to
Fuck. Used
primarily
by gay men for fantasy purposes.
Andrew
: Kevin is
such a
smilf;
I wish
he were gay.
smilf
by
dcmdcmdcmdcmdcm
January 21, 2009
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