smiling bitch

A rude, nasty, verbally aggressive person (usually a woman but not always) who makes snide comments through a fake, neocortex smile.

Normal Person: I talked to someone at the baggage claim who said that they would have my bag ready within four hours.

Smiling Bitch: Oh. Well, I guess that they must have been wrong.

Normal Personal: Why are you smiling?

Smiling bitch: Because I'm not just a bitch, hon, I'm a smiling bitch.

by AYYFRON January 27, 2011

one hundred million smiling little ones

The little tadpoles in your semen

look at all those one hundred million smiling little ones in the microscope!

by Dozle February 18, 2007

Smiling

A mask you put on to hide how dead you are inside.

1: Are you ok?
2: No I'm fine, (*A single tear runs down their face while smiling* ) I'm smiling.

by PowerPup18 October 9, 2018

Smiling

The act of pretending to not care about the constant stream of shit that is your life.

1: Are you happy?

2: Can't you see I'm smiling?

by Crackmage December 20, 2018

Kristen Stewart smiling

There is no such thing.

Dude: Hey man I just think just saw Kristen Stewart smiling
Other Dude: There is no such thing..

by The truff September 10, 2012

Smiking

Smoking while simultaneously riding a bicycle.

After a long day of smiking my lungs were ready to collapse, and my mind was soaring.

by The Original Smiker December 9, 2008

Smiling Depression

A form of depression but hiding your true depressive emotions to seem more happy in front of other people. Except you're not happy.

Person 1: "He's always so happy!"
His thoughts: "I wish people understood me. I'm not happy, this is just a cover up for my real emotions. I have smiling depression."

by Cram Salesman October 22, 2020