Smidget

A sexy ass short person thats not a midget. A person completely cool and knows everything. Smidgets will rule the world.

That smidget is boning your aunt who is glued to the ceiling.

by My Stomach is a bottomless pit May 6, 2008

smidget

A cute short girl 18 and older no taller that 5'1"
Also see shortie

Guy #1: Dude look at that chick shes way cute but shes so short
shes like a midget.
Guy #2: Naw fool. Shes a Smidget

by Tim V. December 9, 2008

smidgeted

smacked in the face with a midget.
warning midgets are not to be used as bats.
midgets are very fragile creatures which can be seen burrowing holes near collonies of mole rats.

youre sitting in a bar and a midget walks in a drunk man just lost in pool and throws a lightweight projectile at you. when you come to you will think the impact has made you delerious and have entered the lord of the rings shire. but its just a midget.
the drunken lady at the bar says oh my goodness that guy just got smidgeted

by shmorts March 22, 2009

smidgebit

A measurement of a very small amount created by Ashley Tomlin

I almost got into an accident. I only missed that car by a smidgebit!

I only need a smidgebit more money to pay for the trip.

by Ashley Tomlin October 8, 2008

smidget

An excessively small quantity; based on an amalgam of "smidgen" and "midget."

I'm quite full after dinner, but I'd still like a smidget of streussel.

by C.S. Lucas October 3, 2012

Smidget

A midget or short person who is a smudge on society. This person uses the,"O! Wo Is Me." factor to get others to pity them, or, they are just thieves who can get into small openings and crawl spaces.

That smidget doesn't have to work as long as his two gay dads buy him everything he wants.

by OCDx333 July 28, 2010

midgelets

1. bite size finger food. usually red meat.

2. food made for midgets.

don't eat all the midgelets save some for the quests.

by mar'scorpio February 13, 2010