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Smeez

Hannah was acting like a smeez last night; she was all over every guy and I think she might've fucked more than one!
by Ms. Apprentice March 3, 2008
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smeezer

1.)a dirty woman who sleeps around with random guys from the clubs.
2.)walks the streets of Reading and gets guyz.
3.)dresses dirty, does dope, doesnt take showers and still think she looks good!
4.)All the above and a girl that turns her back on her girls to get their man!
"Look that smeez sittin over there tryin to get with my man"

"Shut up you stupid smeez, you trying to get with my man!"
by Brittie April 15, 2005
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smizzed

He was smizzed after smoking two blunts in a row.
by Bwoywundurr December 28, 2016
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Smeezman

That guy Sean is a damn Smeezman
by Dswright09 May 23, 2023
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Spezza Pass

When a hockey player swings the puck with their stick behind their back in the hopes of making some incredible passing play to their team-mate, and it instead goes tape-to-tape on the stick of the opposing player who is heading the other way. Usually results in a goal against or at the very least a strong scoring opportunity where the goalie has to save the day.

Note: A fancy attempt of tilting your wrist in the wrong direction can only be referred to as a 'Spezza Pass' if it results in the other team getting some kind of scoring opportunity.
Announcer: "And here comes Spezza across the line looking for the pass . . . what . . . the . . . *BLEEP* Did you see that Spezza Pass! AND THERE GOES OVECHKIN THE OTHER WAY! IN ON GOAL..."
by DannyHeater April 15, 2010
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k-smeez

a man or women with a rather small penis, that shrinks even smaller when he gets an erection.
dude, kevin has the funniest looking k-smeez ive ever seen.
by Benson Mason January 14, 2008
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Skezz

A penis which, when erect, tends to curve downward in the opposite manner of a captain hook.
Jenn was disgusted when she witnessed Andrew becoming hard while his penis curved down, forming a skezz.
by Chase Cheffe August 4, 2007
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