ploppin' smellies

pooping, taking a number two

Where's Eric?
He's in the restroom ploppin' smellies.

by onewhopoops June 28, 2009

Shellee

A complete original, fabulous and vivacious. Hot and sultry, anyone would be a fool not to notice a Shellee.

That woman is such a Shellee!

by toast12 February 3, 2010

teller smeller

To expel gas into the carrier at a bank's drive-through teller station, sending the noxious odor into the bank with your transaction.

Send a teller smeller with that deposit you're making!!

by Daddysxj September 29, 2010

Smellex

1. A creature that smells foul.
2. A creature of low intelligence
3. A creature of uniquely moronic behaviour
4. A creature comparable to a hippie
5. A creature usually overweight

'I think i saw a Smellex last night. it stank and fell over alot'

'THEE Smellex"

by conebaganselmo April 21, 2008

smelled like a bucket of assholes

an extremely offensive odor, possibly what the inside of a johnny on the spot would smell like if you stuck your head down the bowl; an odor so horrific, you would stick ur head up your own ass just to escape it; a truly epic flatulation, one so disgusting it would choke a farm mule

Guy one: Dude, i went down on your sister and it smelled like a bucket of assholes!

Guy two: Dude, you gotta sniff it before you lick it!

by jwagz75 April 27, 2011

Smellmet

A specialized containment device that allows the wearer to enjoy the aroma for long period of time. Something like a fishbowl inverted with a chinstrap.

I took a shit in a bucket and strapped it on her head, waalah......Smellmet.

by B1gPerm December 7, 2010

smelliese

smelliese:noun; a male of substandard intelligence that often masturbates oneself under the table during social gatherings and generally produces a rather distinct and officious odor harkening to tht of skunk or a dirty(infected) murmur; a word for something more sickening and vile than a justeen

"why is that dude jerkin it under the lunch table?"

"thats disgusting what a smelliese"

by big justeen November 17, 2011