Contrary to the other listed definitions , is not a bitch drink with low alcohol content. In fact it has MORE alcohol content than the average beer. It also tastes WAY better. Drinking piss does not make you more of a man.
Scenario 1
Guy 1 : (Is drinking smirnoff)
Guy 2 : You drink smirnoff? LOL!
Guy 1 : Hey idiot , read your beers label and read my smirnoffs label
Guy 2 : ....... what the.... WHAT THE HELL! BEER ONLY HAS 4.2% ALC AND SMIRNOFF ICE HAS 4.5%?
Guy 1 : Yes , you're an idiot.
Scenario 2 :
Guy 1 : (Is drinking Smirnoff ice)
Guy 2 : Smirnoff? Lol fag!
Guy 1 : (smashes bottle over douchebags head and knocks him out)
Guy 1 : (Is drinking smirnoff)
Guy 2 : You drink smirnoff? LOL!
Guy 1 : Hey idiot , read your beers label and read my smirnoffs label
Guy 2 : ....... what the.... WHAT THE HELL! BEER ONLY HAS 4.2% ALC AND SMIRNOFF ICE HAS 4.5%?
Guy 1 : Yes , you're an idiot.
Scenario 2 :
Guy 1 : (Is drinking Smirnoff ice)
Guy 2 : Smirnoff? Lol fag!
Guy 1 : (smashes bottle over douchebags head and knocks him out)
by The-Truth873405705 August 6, 2011
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A gift you are given if you are an alcoholic, Santa Claus becomes a zombie and you absolutely despise of Christmas.
A gift you are given if you are an alcoholic, Santa Claus becomes a zombie and you absolutely despise of Christmas.
by Honey why is the baby on fire? May 30, 2018
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by the midget November 27, 2004
Get the smirnoff green apple mug.1. Vodka flavored like sour green apple usually purchased for 8 dollars for a mickey and 10 dollars for a fifth.
2. A vodka flavored for women, men usually buy green apple when they want to fuck a broad.
2. A vodka flavored for women, men usually buy green apple when they want to fuck a broad.
by 415EZBZ July 16, 2006
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Get the Smirnoff Ice mug.Ivan Smirnov is a 2m Russian spy who was born in Moscow, USSR in 1972. Ivan Smirnov is the most famous and best Russian hitman who works for the Russian government and takes money for hits, he has a Siberian husky called Alexei that works with him. The last thing you hear before he kills you is "Hello, my friend", "Я убью тебя, сука"
Ivan Smirnov has been featured in many movies such as Derrick Chang's Changster TV and many more.
Ivan Smirnov has been featured in many movies such as Derrick Chang's Changster TV and many more.
by ElonMusk607 May 14, 2020
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Oftentimes called a bitch drink because of its low alcohol content and fruity flavor, but it tends to be the drink of choice at many parties.
The good flavors taste a lot like Sprite with alcohol, but a bit sweeter.
Oftentimes called a bitch drink because of its low alcohol content and fruity flavor, but it tends to be the drink of choice at many parties.
The good flavors taste a lot like Sprite with alcohol, but a bit sweeter.
Guy 1: What are you drinking?
Guy 2: Green Apple flavored Smirnoff Ice!
Guy 1: Dude, that's such a bitch drink.
Guy 2: Shut up, you know you love it.
Guy 2: Green Apple flavored Smirnoff Ice!
Guy 1: Dude, that's such a bitch drink.
Guy 2: Shut up, you know you love it.
by lovesmesumcake January 14, 2009
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