sock smeller

A person that dominates any conversation with an attitude of pretension, arrogance, and passive-aggressiveness. They love to one-up others and often redirect the focus of any discussion back to them. At the end of a long day, they remove their socks and bury their faces into them to inhale.

"I went to a happy hour tonight and I couldn't get a word in! There was some massive sock smelling going on for sure."

"That guy thinks quite highly of himself, he didn't even acknowledge my greeting! I bet he's quite the sock smeller!"

by Turkeydawg May 16, 2016

Smegle

to insult someone online without any consideration of social etiquette or people's feelings, and feeling no remorse. Can also be adapted for day to day use.

On someone's photo on Facebook: "Hey, you look really ugly in this photo."
Reply post: "Did you just Smegle me?"

Guy: "Hey man you stink!"
2nd Guy: "Fuck you Smegle!"

by FBAvenger October 27, 2012

cock smeller

A female or male bitch that doesn't trust their sexual partners fidelity and questions it to the point of wanting to smell his cock to make sure it doesn't smell like pussy.

My wife doesn't believe that I was chillin with the boys earlier. So I made her suck my cock. Now she's a cock smeller and a cock sucker! 🐓 😤 and 🐓 🍭

by JoeyBomm May 9, 2020

Smeller

The anus/rectum

He's a dirt digger - he only does girls up the smeller

by DeNameland February 25, 2009

Butt hole smeller

One who secretly sniffs buttholes

Jesse: Michael are you smelling my butthole?

Michael: I thought you told me to.

Jesse: You're a fucking butt hole smeller.

Michael: oh

by Dr. Gluteus Maximous February 20, 2009

Smegle

To pinch and twist someone’s genitalia

Tristen : What do y’all do when alone

Alex: I like to smegle her all the time

by Cheese burgs June 27, 2019

Dick Smeller

A rude person who doesn't acted kindly.

I was tryin to take left but this dick smeller cut me off.

by Dayman11389 August 1, 2011