Smerged

Smerged

Smerged They smoothly merged into the traffic. I smerged nicely into the traffic today.

by greyghost61 May 26, 2017

Smeagled

To be drunk af

I got smeagled last night

by J stu September 11, 2020

smeated

very angry and mad at something.

"Boy, Johnny sure was smeated after Bobby took his girlfriend"

by G Fresh November 14, 2007

smegged

The action feeling your sweaty scrotom and then slapping a friend in the face.

Argh m8, you stuck your tongue out when you got smegged!

by t0m3x May 20, 2004

Smeagled

When you see something so incredably ugly or disturbing that your dick shrinks back into your body.

I get smeagled every time I see that nasty downsyndrome girl in the hallway.

by CodenameMuskrat December 2, 2010

Pap-smeared

A term used when Jonathan Papelbon (Boston Red Sox) successfully completes a save or strikes out a significant batter.

1. Yankees got Pap-smeared last night, Ry, so sick.
2. (Voice of Jon Castiglione) "and the pitch...and A-Rod gets Pap-smeared!"

by A Flesh June 10, 2009

smeared

Amongst the millions of slang terms for the drunken state of the average welsh person at around 11 on a saturday, you can stand proud as the most drunk you have ever been in any valley if one of your byts refers to you as smeared.

There is no higher (or indeed lower depending on perspective) state of drunken stupor

john: you know.. i've seen boys get wasted, blllaadered, maashed, trounced, monged and even coor-don-blluured. but i've never seen anyone get as drunk as my man G did last night. He was completely smeared!

julian: tsk tsk! thats just not criket is it simon?

john: Hmph.. its not even squash byt!

by doa88 January 30, 2007